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Everyday, with every choice you make, you have the opportunity to do good or do evil. Choose good.
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Posted on May 31, 2012 via Fucking You In the Face, with 3,620 notes
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Get up. Look sickening. And make them EAT IT.
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Posted on April 2, 2012 via We all grew up weird enough. with 402 notes
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Laurie Lipton- La Luz
Posted on April 2, 2012 via The Square Root of Negative One. with 133 notes
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End of a Year (Self Defense Family) - Composite Character
To best understand the material:
work part time,
make less than $20,000 a year,
grow your hair out,
live under constant threat of eviction,
wait until your bills arrive and pick envelopes before paying them,
have a pregnancy scare,
have highly personal and easily misunderstood goals,
maintain a healthy body weight,
always have a scheme or a poorly thought out plan,
wake after nine but before noon,
have roommates regardless of your age,
be a success sexually but remember your failures,
understand the world wasn’t made for you,
understand your parents are just people and be nice unless they unmarry,
understand sexual partners know you better than your friends and treat them warmly,
have definite opinions but understand the world does not care,
judge people on how they will feature in D&D campaign,
love animals,
do not treat retarded people like lepers,
really don’t treat lepers like lepers,
be kind to people,
listen to Renee and Angela,
do not be afraid of other people’s opinions,
understand art has a context and don’t dismiss things outright,
don’t resent people with money,
don’t be married,
do not have children,
avoid hard drugs, they make you talk too loud and that’s annoying,
understand people have the right to be tasteless,
approach doors with confidence and not fear,
attach yourself to people who are funny, distance yourself from uptight squares,
embrace the media,
try new things.
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Posted on March 26, 2012 via Summerholidays vs. Punkroutine. with 149 notes
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One way to get a distressed look on your nails. Click through for a tutorial and give it a shot!
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In honor of our success getting #killcarlalready trending last night, we’d like to review:
10 Reasons That The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl
- Carl, stay in the house.
- Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house.
- Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by.
- Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.
- Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.
- Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that.
- It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head.
- Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.
- Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes.
- HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE.
Carl… you make me yell at my TV so much!
Posted on March 19, 2012 via CollegeHumor Staff Blog with 6,070 notes
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